Prime Time Needs to Shine

This unaffiliated reporter is first on the mythical waiting list and can't wait years for entrance into this storied league. He has begun a campaign of influence by starting this blog. To any owners looking to jump ship in the near future, he has this to say, "Hurry, please do it, hurry hurry!"

Notified that starting a blog may actually increase the likelihood that nobody leaves the league, this intrepid writer would like to point out that he's a one man blogging machine for a few other leagues and would be more than happy to turn those attentions toward Maize and Blue, assuming he can gain entrance. Yes, it's a simultaneous threat and a demand!

"We already have a logo, mascot, dance team, and official team stationary picked out," said a high ranking administrative assistant for the not yet constructed Dirty Birds. "It's black and red and just really contrasty, but in a good way. Our road uniforms will be top sellers for sure too."

Owner of the recently crowned NBA champion Dallas Mavericks, Mark Cuban had this letter of recommendation for Jon. "He'll do for Maize and Blue what I did for broadband and the NBA. He's got a history of success, he's highly motivated and determined, he's got a social media prescence, and he's got lots of free time." That was just an excerpt from the letter, the rest is five pages long.

The franchise fee is a non-factor as comic books, half broken electronics, and one carbon copy of a Barry Sanders autographed rookie card stands at the ready to be handed over in exchange for the keys to your team.

In the meantime, please direct all rumors, innuendo, and blog posts to me so I can talk about this league behind your backs, but publicly.