Draft Order 2014

Fockers had great odds to land the #1 overall pick, with 40% or so of the lottery chips. They had their pick and also Italian Stallionz’s number one from last year’s Matt Stafford trade. However, the odds were not in Hong’s favor as 100 Acre Pooh Bears vaulted into the top spot despite only a 20% chance. Jose had three lottery picks, owed from his deals with Team Cameltoe and Another Bad Creation. Indeed, it turned out that Cameltoe’s pick came through and now our defending 2013 champions get the first pick. The rich get richer I guess. Note: This is Pooh Bear’s second #1 pick in three years, as they won in 2012 on the strength of owning P Funk All Stars’ first rounder. Should Pooh Bears rename themselves the Cavaliers for the season? (Oh wait, that would imply Lebron won the title last year, haha. Sucker!)

2014 Draft Order:

1. Team Cameltoe (2-11)
2. Sweep the Leg Zabka (4-9)
3. Original Salt (4-9)
4. Shoguns of Harlem (4-9)
5. Hungry Hungry Ouroboros (5-8)
6. Another Bad Creation (5-8)
7. Italian Stallionz (6-7)
8. Fockers (7-6)
9. Ann Arbor Bamfers (6-7)
10. Squirtle Squad (7-6)
11. P Funk All Stars (8-5)
12. Detroit Players (8-5)
13. Jedi Knights (8-5)
14. 100 Acre Wood Pooh Bears (9-4)
15. MoRRie's Pogiboys (10-3)
16. Mandalorian Warriors (11-2)