Draft Order 2015

Last year, the defending champs got the #1 overall draft pick. This time, 100 Acre Wood Pooh Bears threatened to do the same, with their plethora of extra first rounders. Actually, I didn't know this, but the lottery is weighted in favor of the best non-playoff team, meaning that the winning teams were at an advantage. And since this was our last lottery (ever?), it would have been exciting to see a one-in-a-million shot team like P Funk All Stars win the first pick.

Alas, Detroit Players, with a 8/36 chance -- Pooh Bears and Ann Arbor Bamfers both had 7/36 shots -- won the whole shebang and will have the right to select first in 2015. Still, it's a fitting end to this lottery system, as the team that "deserved" it, got it. And starting next season, it's the Toilet Bowl!

2015 Draft Order:

1. P Funk All Stars (2-11)
2. Ann Arbor Bamfers (3-10)
3. Hungry Hungry Ouroboros (4-9)
4. Squirtle Squad (4-9)
5. Mandalorian Warriors (5-8)
6. MoRRie’s Pogiboys (5-7-1)
7. 100 Acre Wood Pooh Bears (7-6)
8. Detroit Players (6-5-2)
9. Team Cameltoe (6-7)
10. Original Salt (6-7)
11. Another Bad Creation (8-5)
12. Sweep the Leg Zabka (8-5)
13. Italian Stallionz (8-5)
14. Shoguns of Harlem (8-4-1)
15. Fockers (10-3)
16. Jedi Knights (12-1)